The Obama campaign’s timing is as impeccable as ever:
I certainly wouldn’t recommend going here and signing up as Etta Doberman or Doug Eater or anything of that nature. That would be childish and unnecessary. Let’s play fair, now.
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Q: What did @BarackObama‘s dad tell him at the dog park? A: “Don’t play with your food.” #ObamaEatsDogs @DavidAxelrod @PressSec
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
Libs talk a lot about “dog whistles.” @BarackObama uses them to hunt. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
Shortly after this picture was taken, @BarackObama ate him: on.fb.me/Idwz3z #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
.@BuzzFeedBen says he doesn’t like #ObamaEatsDogs because it’s the “politics of the absurd.” As honest as ever. buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/hey-mi…
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
Q: What’s @BarackObama‘s favorite luncheon meat? A: Bo-loney. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
Q: What does @BarackObama call a dog in a car carrier? A: Catch of the Day. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
.@MittRomney pooh-poohed a cookie. @BarackObama cooked a puppy. #cookiegate #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
Q: Why did @BarackObama rub the dog’s belly? A: To work in the spices. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
If you still tell “She can see Russia from her house!” jokes, but you’re whining about a few days of #ObamaEatsDogs, #YouMightBeALiberal.
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
.@TheDailyShow and their ilk always insist they can’t find anything about @BarackObama to mock. Now we know they’re liars. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
You know how they stop forest fires by setting other fires to use up the fuel?Thus, “fight fire with fire.” Same deal with #ObamaEatsDogs.
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
Q: Why did @BarackObama go to the dog track? A: To grab a quick lunch. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012
Q: Why did @MichelleObama forbid @BarackObma from going to the dog track? A: She wanted to keep him away from fast food. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012