Hello? [drops bags in foyer] Anybody home? [wanders through grand hall] I’ve got vacation snaps! [peeks into downstairs kitchen] Hello? Guys?
Huh. [sits down at laptop in main library] Well, let me check out the news here…
Whoa. Alec Baldwin did what?
Andrea Mitchell lied about what??
Jon Stewart bought what???
Obama exerted executive what????
Neil Munro dared to ask WHO a question?????
Sheesh. I go away for one measly week and everybody just runs amok. And it’s all old news already. It’s like everybody’s attention span is– Oh hey, look. Hamlet the mini-pig!