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A woman photographs a fireworks show over the Delaware River for the Fourth of July holiday Saturday, July  2, 2011, in Trenton, N.J. (AP Photo/Mel Evans) A woman photographs a fireworks show over the Delaware River for the Fourth of July holiday Saturday, July 2, 2011, in Trenton, N.J. (AP Photo/Mel Evans)  

Top 10 Fourth of July tweets

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      Jamie Weinstein

      Jamie Weinstein is Senior Editor of The Daily Caller. His work has appeared in The Weekly Standard, the New York Daily News and The Washington Examiner, among many other publications. He also worked as the Collegiate Network Journalism Fellow at Roll Call Newspaper and is the winner of the 2011 "Funniest Celebrity in Washington" contest. A regular on Fox News and other cable news outlets, Weinstein received a master’s degree in the history of international relations from the London School of Economics in 2009 and a bachelor's degree in history and government from Cornell University in 2006. He is the author of the political satire, "The Lizard King: The Shocking Inside Account of Obama's True Intergalactic Ambitions by an Anonymous White House Staffer."

Here are the top 10 Fourth of July tweets. If we’re honest, they could be better. But so it goes:

10.) RainnWilson: Happy Birthday USA! If we’d never rebelled against England we’d all be playing soccer, driving on the left side & watching the UK Office.

9.) David Burge: You’re not a real American if you didn’t break at least 3 EPA rules today.

8.) Ken Jenning: Celebrating the 4th of July in Sweden, like most effete liberals. Just saw Sean Penn at the grocery store buying biscotti & a box of milk

7.) Jim Antle: This guy blasting “Imagine there’s no countries” outside realizes today’s not May Day, right?

6.) CJ Ciaramella: I’m glad “America” is based on that guy’s first name. Because shouting “VESPUCCI!” on the Fourth just wouldn’t be the same.

5.) OldHossRadbourn: Fire works are more enjoyable if you attach a Brit to them.

4.) Bill Simmons: 4th of July is like one super-slow home run trot around the bases as the English stare us down from the mound. Suck it England! (Typo-free)

3.) Eli Lake: Dear United Nations General Assembly, Today would be a good day to draft that “Thanks America” resolution you never write. Yours, Americans

2.) Eli Braden: My 3-year-old son keeps calling it “Forch of July”. Unfortunately there are no adoption centers open today :(

1.) rob delaney: BAD NEWS: I blew my hands off with fireworks. GOOD NEWS: I will save money on mittens this winter.

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