William Tapley is here to save our souls and help us all get to heaven before the rapture. You can make sure you get there safely by voting for Mitt Romney, according to Tapley — better known as Third Eagle Apocalypse.
Why does he go by the name Third Eagle Apocalypse, you ask? Let Tapley explain: “[W]hen I asked God who was the ‘Eagle’ as found in Revelation 8:13. He told me: ‘you are’”.
He continues on his YouTube profile: “My title ‘Co Prophet of the End Times’ means that I complete the end times prophecies of Daniel, Ezekiel, Esther, John and even of our Lord in the Olivet Discourse (Matthew 24-25).” Yes, yes of course it does.
Third Eagle Apocalypse killed two birds with one stone last week when he published a video that serves as a prophecy AND Mitt Romney campaign ditty.
After YouTube removed a recent Romney campaign ad of President Obama singing an Al Green song (which has since been restored) ol’ Third Eagle wrote and recorded a song that the GOP candidate can use in campaign ads without worrying about copyright issues.
For this, we dub Wiliam “Third Eagle Apocalypse Co Prophet of the End of Times” Tapley the very first Daily Caller Patriot.
A Daily Caller Patriot is defined as, “Someone who stands up for individual liberty in the most awesomely ridiculous, obnoxious or just outright stupid way possible.”