DC Trawler

Every day, in every way, lefties want to remind you that Obama eats dogs

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Hey, they’re the ones who keep bringing up how presidential candidates treat dogs. It’s not really working, but since when is that a reason for a lefty to stop doing something?

Now the fail is moving to smartphone apps:

Are you ready to “effect social change” with an app about Mitt Romney’s dog that didn’t get eaten? Then throw some money at it! So far they’ve only received $200 on their Kickstarter page, out of the $25,000 they say they need, but I’m sure that’ll skyrocket.

Hey, how about a game in which, instead of navigating a dog traveling on a highway, you navigate a dog traveling through Obama’s alimentary canal? The “final boss” fight would really be the $#!+.

(Hat tip: HuffPo, naturally)