Fortunately, Biden wears Depends
Or else there could’ve been an embarrassing scene when he heard the news:
Vice President Ryan. I like the sound of that.
Can’t wait for the VP debate. Ryan vs. Biden: Does Math vs. Sponge Bath.
Look out, Wisconsin! Get ready for an entire army of dirt-digging leftist hacks. Besides the ones you’ve already got living there.
And of course, now Obama faces his toughest decision yet: What kind of cancer does Paul Ryan cause?