They still don’t have the heart to tell him there’s no stork.
Speaking of Biden: They pulled him off the campaign trail last week after he said Republicans want to put “y’all” (meaning African-Americans) “back in chains.” But now he’s back! And all the brain problems he’s been suffering from his entire life have definitely been cured.
Well, okay, they’re workin’ on it.
And now, the best news of the entire election season, courtesy of Alex Pappas:
Vice President Joe Biden is reportedly planning to crash the party next week when Republicans gather in Tampa, Fla., for the GOP convention.
The Drudge Report cited sources Tuesday saying that Secret Service agents have been spotted in Tampa telling people that they are doing advance work for Biden’s trip. He’s expected to be in Tampa on Monday or Tuesday, the news website reported…
The Obama campaign confirmed on Tuesday afternoon that “Biden will travel to the Tampa area and other cities for campaign events” on Monday and Tuesday.”
Yay! This will definitely pull the rug out from under those wingnuts. Who’s going to pay attention to Romney and Ryan when you’ve got Sheriff Joe saying stuff like “It’s great to be here in Tulsa” and “I’m proud to be the Vice President of the United Snakes” and “Hey, have you guys seen Soul Plane?”
Go get ’em, Joe!
Oh, we could do this all day. The point is, you’re in for it now, Republicans. What? Stop laughing. Stop pretending this is funny. You stop laughing at Vice President Joseph Robinette Biden right this minute!