A man’s got to know his intimations, and the big rumor right now is that Clint is tonight’s RNC mystery speaker.
Now it’s 100% certain that this is a distinct possibility, according to Washington Whispers:
A close friend of Mitt and Ann Romney confirmed to Whispers Wednesday night that Clint Eastwood is indeed Thursday’s mystery speaker at the Republican National Convention.
“It’s him,” said Paul Gilbert, who has known the Romney family for nearly a decade and served as the GOP presidential candidate’s Arizona state chair. “I can confirm that, 100 percent.”
So we still don’t know. Here’s another hint, though:
I actually know who the mystery speaker is tonight.Like, for real.Kinda bummed about it, too.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 29, 2012
Can’t wait to hear his podcast about it.
See ya tonight, Clint! Or whoever!
(Hat tip: Hot Air)
P.S. Might as well get this over with…
We counted six shots. TRUE.
#EastwoodFactCheck— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) August 30, 2012
He does seem to be lucky when it comes to killin’ folks, although this undersells his obvious skills. MOSTLY TRUE.
#EastwoodFactCheck— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) August 30, 2012
Although the punch was aimed at screen left, from Beddoe’s and Clyde’s perspective it was to the right. TRUE.
#EastwoodFactCheck— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) August 30, 2012
“They say marriages are made in heaven. So’s thunder and lightning.” Um, no. Try electrostatic discharge, Clint. FALSE.
#EastwoodFactCheck— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) August 30, 2012