Last night, Clint Eastwood made fun of Obama. You’re not supposed to make fun of Obama. He’s Obama.
So liberals have to deal with their cognitive dissonance. Here are just a few of them:
I literally just landed in Washington D.C.I’m hearing…wait…Clint Eastwood turned the president invisible?Or into a chair? What?
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 31, 2012
Maybe Clint is a sleeper agent for the Democrats sent in under deep cover to make the Republicans look stupid. No wait,that’s Romney.
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) August 31, 2012
— Star Jones (@StarJonesEsq) August 31, 2012
Clint Eastwood talking to a non-responsive stool sorta sums up Christianity in a nutshell, huh Republicans?
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) August 31, 2012
apparently clint eastwood didn’t watch the pilot of newsroom.
— Zachary Quinto (@ZacharyQuinto) August 31, 2012
(I’d ask what he’s talking about, but it would mean finding somebody who watches The Newsroom.)
I still like Clint Eastwood. A crazy Republican talking to a chair is the least harm a crazy Republican has done in ages.
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) August 31, 2012
Here’s something that’s kinda weird: Joe Biden doesn’t know which state he’s in, which century he’s in, whether slavery is still legal, or pretty much anything else. And he’s a heartbeat away from the presidency.
But Clint Eastwood is the nutty one?
Clint is awesome, and liberals have no sense of humor about themselves or about Obama. Even the ones who call themselves comedians.
Hell. Especially the ones who call themselves comedians.
John Nolte has more on Clintgate: Media Strikes Back After Dirty Harry Dares to Mock Obama.
Update: And as long as I’m preserving tweets for posterity, I’m rather fond of this one..
The closed-captioning transcriber for your show. RT
@billmaher Who can type fast enough to keep up with all the lies?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) August 31, 2012
Update: Speaking of empty chairs, Dems are now giving away free tickets to Obama’s acceptance speech in bars.
Update: In case you’re still confused, here’s why they’d rather talk about the empty chair, and whine that Clint mocked their demigod.
“We own this country… Politicians are employees of ours… I just think it is important that you realize, you’re the best in the world. Whether you are a Democrat or Republican, or whether you’re libertarian, or whatever, you are the best. And we should not ever forget that. And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.”
Yeah, what a senile old nutjob, huh? But hey, the Democrats care about the elderly. That’s why they’re slamming Clint Eastwood for living a long time.
Update: As long as I’m tormenting liberals with their own cognitive dissonance, here’s another conundrum: If Eastwood is a such a babbling old fool, why did the most powerful man in the world respond by baring his claws?
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) August 31, 2012
Update: This is not the tweet of a confident man. It’s even funnier when you put it like that. Dirty Harry calls out the President of the United States in front of the whole world, and he responds with… a tweet.
Update: Aw, damn…
@barackobama I like that you’re secure enough to pick a photo that accentuates your ears this way.
— Instapundit.com (@instapundit) August 31, 2012