DC Trawler

Men are from Mars, Chris Matthews is insane

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“I always figured that if Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he would know how to do it with them. He would know how to reproduce, he would know everything. He’d just instinctively know how to talk to people. They’d be laughing in about five minutes. The Martians.”

That depends on what the meaning of the word “Mars” is.

The best part is the “WTF?” thought balloon over Darrell Hammond’s head. “Oh, well, sure. Of course that follows from what I just said, Chris…” Out of all the times he impersonated Matthews on SNL, it never occurred to him to put those words in the guy’s mouth. Chris Matthews is beyond parody.