How do her allegations hold up to the facts? Not at all, according to multiple surveys.
The Daily Beast reports that Republicans lead the polls in frequency of orgasm. Apparently, quality usurps quantity in Republican sex lives. According to the 2004 survey conducted by the ABC News Polling Unit, Republicans have a ten percent lead on Democrats in most areas, including relationship and sexual satisfaction.
What’s more, 33% of Democrats admitted to faking orgasm, while only 26% Republicans have.
Although she claims that Republicans “can’t get it up, can’t get off, and/or can’t get any,” that they are missing the “word-escaping orgasmic ecstasy of it all,” in reality it is the Democrats who fall behind conservatives in relationship and sexual satisfaction.
According to the survey, Democrats are more likely female and more likely to fake orgasm.
“I have a strict policy,” she writes: “I don’t screw Republicans.”
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