Time is running out for female computer role-playing “Dungeons and Dragons” gamers to respond to a Craiglist ad seeking a “Dungeon Master,” who will appear at a bachelor party to play to oversee the game. Sounds geeky — yet harmless — right?
Au contraire, as the chosen Dungeon Master will need to be topless.
Party attendees (consisting of five “guys”) assure that there will be nothing too scandalous, but promise an “exciting adventure.”
“Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect,” the ad promises.
The selection process is rather competitive: The potential Dungeon Master’s bra size must be at a C-cup or larger and she must be able to prove it with photos; she must have previous Dungeon Master experience, and she must provide books to play, if necessary — whatever that means.
The job sounds like a lot of work, considering the solicitor doesn’t know how he will pay the Dungeon Master.
“I honestly don’t know how to charge for this kind of service because it’s not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated. It’s expected that the session last no less than 30 minutes.”
Oh, and the location is up for discussion.
“Just be our topless Master and leave! Us ‘guys’ will pay you somehow, somewhere! Just stay for 30 minutes!”
Someone better respond to this.