The well has run dry. There are no more Lindsay Lohan jokes or puns or pithy phrases. Her life is officially sad and has become — a cliche we generally refrain from using — a train wreck.
Police are now investigating a domestic violence dispute between the actress and her mother, TMZ reports.
Lindsay and Dina reportedly started partying (because it’s a great idea to go to a nightclub with your rehabbed daughter) Tuesday night at the Electric Room in downtown Manhattan, and the party extended into the wee hours of Wednesday morning. You can sort of tell where this is going.
Lindsay allegedly decided it was time to leave around 4 a.m. and wanted to take her chauffeured limousine back to her New York City hotel. Dina, who was reportedly “wasted,” wanted the limo to drive her to her home in Long Island so she wouldn’t have to pay for a taxi.
Since mom always knows best, the limo headed to Long Island. That’s when the two reportedly got into a physical fight, in which Dina scratched Lindsay’s leg and broke a bracelet she was wearing.
Police responded to a domestic violence call that Lindsay was “being held against her will” by her mother and the limo driver.
The incident follows Lohan’s altercation last week with a congressional staffer and a recent arrest for a hit-and-run.