Maymo likes to roll around on top of full-sized pickles. He steals delicious pretzel treats from unsuspecting goats.
He destroys slinkies, and he collects jugs of purified spring water. Where does he take them? And WHY? Nobody knows.
But what we DO know that this lemon beagle is incredibly cute, even though his owners insist in dog-shaming him by posing him in front of virtual scarlet letters that let the world know what poor decisions he has made lately.
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