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Vote now because on Nov. 6 your toilet might be overflowing, says Michelle Obama

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The classiest presidential administration in United States history continues to dazzle, as CNS News reports:

First Lady Michelle Obama encouraged her husband’s supporters to vote early, because you may find your “toilet overflowing” on Election Day.

“You can also tell people that they don’t have to wait until November the 6th to cast their ballots because you can do it early,” Mrs. Obama told a crowd Friday at the University of Wisconsin in Wausau…

“You wake up on Election Day—you might have a cold, babysitter gets sick, it’s raining, car broke down, I mean I could go on—toilet overflowing,” she said, to a laughing audience. “There are so many ways to mess up a day when you don’t have a lot of time.”

Yeah, like voting for Michelle’s husband.

The toilet has been backed up for four years. Time to call Mitt-O-Rooter.