Top ten: Bizarre hurricane weather report videos [SLIDESHOW]

#1. “Tucker, we’ve never seen anything like this.”

“Our chief meteorologist back at the station said that it’s some sort of organic batter,” Washington D.C. Fox 5 reporter Tucker Barnes found himself saying during Hurricane Irene. He was covered from head to toe in what appeared to be gloppy, nasty sea foam. “I guess plankton or something, mixed in with sand and salt. I can tell you firsthand that it doesn’t smell great.” Another network later said the substance was “probably the remnants of raw sewage.”

We presume Tucker went from the Ocean City, Md. boardwalk directly to a hot shower. And a stiff drink.

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