Faith Grammer, the daughter of Kelsey Grammer, scored an ultra-exclusive invitation to the Playboy Mansion’s annual Halloween party all at the tender age of three months old. Because the Playboy Mansion, paragon of all that is good and pure and decent, is a perfectly acceptable place to bring your newborn.
Grammer (dressed as Dracula) brough his latest May-December wife Kayte (dressed a witch) and their daughter along to the party because they “do not have a nanny or a trusted baby-sitter at this time, so Faith goes everywhere with us,” according to a statement Grammer gave to USA Today.
But don’t worry, you guys, it’s totally cool! The newborn was asleep in a basinet underneath what was most certainly a very sanitary table the entire time, and the happy family left by midnight.
“We enjoyed the party with a few of our friends, the baby slept as her ears were covered the entire time and we left shortly after midnight,” Grammer said.
Grammer added, nonsensically: “We enjoyed the evening. We love our child. Kayte is my wife and lady love (who is 31 and goes by the name Kayte Grammer, by the way, not Walsh). The world is round. All our eyes are blue. Happy Halloween and Cock-a-doodle-doo!”