EXCLUSIVE: Cast list leaked for Superstorm Sandy made-for-TV movie

Superstorm Sandy brought untold devastation to the East Cost this week and left millions without power. Now a major network is planning a made-for-TV movie based on the storm, and The Daily Caller has obtained an exclusive sneak peek at the casting.

Our apologies to the old “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” writing staff for stealing their bit.

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  • ...and President Barack Obama will be played by Steve Urkel.
  • Connecticut Lt. Gov. Nancy Wyman will be played by Sam the Eagle.
  • FEMA chief Craig Fugate will be played by Walter Sobchak from "The Big Lebowski."
  • Delaware Gov. Jack Markell will be played by TheDC's Nicholas Ballasy.
  • Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley will de played by disgraced former Sen. John Edwards.
  • New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie will be played by Boss Nass from "Star Wars."
  • Vice President Joe Biden will be be played by singer Jimmy Buffett.
  • New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg will be played by comedian Jon Lovitz.
  • New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo will be played by Christopher Walken.