If these weren’t your exact thoughts when Obama started talking about a “Secretary of Business,” #YouMightBeALiberal.
“Barack Obama recently said he might appoint a Secretary of Business. His solution to everything is to add another bureaucrat. Why not have a president who understands business?”
Well, that’s just silly. Why would you entrust the economy to somebody who has actually participated in it? You need a complete outsider like Barack Obama. Someone who understands that money is evil unless you’re taking it by force of law from the people who’ve earned it. That’s why everything’s better now! And if you don’t think so, you must be some kind of heartless, moneygrubbing fatcat who wants to watch babies drown while you ride your prancing horsie.
Also: Binders full of women.
And that comes directly from the Secretary of Shut Up.
Four more years!