Retired actress Amanda Bynes, 26, is not “troubled,” you guys. She wants you to know that she is fine because she is a “multimillionaire.”
After Bynes was arrested for driving under the influence back in April, she has apparently been involved in a string of bizarre behavior. Reports claimed that she was still driving although her license is suspended, sometimes driving around “aimlessly” for hours while smoking weed in her car.
Bynes reportedly once took off her shirt in the middle of a spinning class, revealing nothing but a black bra, and began to apply makeup. The instructor asked her to leave the class, because that is totally weird and also spinning instructors are really intense and are not to be messed with.
She also allegedly locked herself in a Los Angeles boutique dressing room for a few hours, and then took that crazy cross-country and locked herself in the restroom of a cupcake shop in New York City.
This week, In Touch magazine claims that Bynes walked around an NYC tanning salon completely naked wearing nothing but tanning goggles, which is believable since it is on-par with her other reported insane behavior.
A purported witness told the tabloid that she looked “painfully thin” at the time and that “she seemed totally out of it.” However, employees at the salon said that Bynes “is always polite,” which is a rare quality in people these days so at least she has that going for her.
But all of this is just crazy talk, according to crazy person Amanda Bynes.
She told Us Weekly on Thursday that she plans to sue In Touch (which seems to happen to them fairly frequently).
“I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired,” Bynes said. “Please respect my privacy.”
Bynes does have a point. Retired multimillionaires can basically do whatever they want, including walking around tanning salons naked. This is America.