Apparently, Election Day — much like oysters, dark chocolate and hard liquor — is an aphrodisiac.
People are using everything from Craigslist and Twitter to polling stations to get some action as the returns roll in Tuesday night. (RELATED: The best lines from Craigslist ads seeking election night sex)
Here are some of the best Election Day pickup lines so far from the fertile minds of clever Twitter users. Do some of these lines make very little sense? Maybe. Will they give you a little chuckle as you anxiously (or not so anxiously, whatever) await election results? Yes.
The Daily Caller has received no data on the success rate of these pickup lines, so throw them out there at your own risk.
@iamchrisporter How about you poll me until I incumbent. #electiondaypickuplines
—Duffy (@Duffy98pxy)
If going out with you was a referendum, I’d vote yes #ElectionDayPickUpLines
— Mandy(@Miss_MandyMac)
I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?#electiondaypickuplines
— Chris Porter (@IamChrisPorter)
I’m trying to get to you and that donkey #ElectionDayPickUpLines
— Mandy(@Miss_MandyMac)
Let’s get out of here and I’ll do to you what either of these candidates will do to America. #electiondaypickuplines
— Justin Craig (@JustinLikeWater)
Republican? Democrat? Baby, I’m a member of the Pants Party, and you should be to. #electionpickuplines
— Graham Patrick Smith (@grahampatsmith)
@laurlaur226 “I got a poll for you, and it’s in my pants.” #electionpickuplines
— Tony Mazur (@TonyMazur)
I’d gerrymander to get you in my voting district. #ElectionPickUpLines
— Cait Boyce (@Caitiki)