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Top 10 ridiculous White House ‘We the People’ petitions, part 2

#7: The role of Darth Vader will be played by David Axelrod

“By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.”

#6: Is an Obama White House visit like the “Madden curse”?

“You gave Trooper Taylor a chest bump. Since then the football team, like the Tea Party has fallen off of the map and would be forgotten by the nation were it not for our ineptitude.  Our athletic director is terrible. He gave Gene Chizik a $10 million buyout; even Jesse Jackson, Jr. thinks that was an inappropriate payoff for a friend. … Either send military drones to the athletic department and blow the whole thing up or give our boosters a $10 million stimulus package to create new orange and blue jobs.”

#5: Let’s not set a precedent, m’kay?

“Congressman Ron Paul should be allowed to add his signature to the Original Constitution. He, more than any other public servant since it’s inception- has championed it, strived to uphold it, and reprimanded those who have not.”