So you want to get a great deal on Christmas presents? Well, the day after Thanksgiving is the biggest shopping day of the year — but it’s also the most dangerous.
In order to get the best deals, you have to voluntarily risk your life — which could easily be taken from you by getting shot or trampled to death — for the latest X-Box or whatever the kids are into these days. There is a reason it’s called “Black Friday” and not “Pink Friday” — it’s macabre out there.
Just about anything — anything at all — is better than going to the mall or local shopping center Black Friday. But we’ve narrowed the list down to 10, from putting together Ikea furniture to being forced to watch Hulk Hogan’s sex tape in its entirety.