Which is fine. After all, getting away from England was the big reason we first gave thanks. Regardless, this is pretty funny.
Well, at least somebody knows that Thanksgiving has something to do with God. That puts him ahead of the President of the United States.
Dear Everybody Else in the World: We don’t care about your holidays either. Glad to clear that up.
(Hat tip: bestselling author Greg Gutfeld, whose books you should buy so he writes more of them because they are funny and good)