The Daily Caller

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So there were naked people yelling and screaming in John Boehner’s office yesterday

Apparently it was supposed to be shocking, but at this point… why not? Why not paint slogans on your body and take all your clothes off in public? If that’s what you think you need to do in order for people to take you seriously, far be it from me to point out how wrong you are.

Associated Press:

Three women AIDS activists saying they wanted to highlight the “naked truth” about potential spending cuts in HIV programs were arrested Tuesday after taking their clothes off in the lobby of House Speaker John Boehner’s office.

The trio had the words “AIDS cuts kill” painted on their bodies and had linked arms with four men who also disrobed as part of the protest. The nude protesters, along with dozens of other clothed demonstrators chanted slogans, including: “People with AIDS are under attack. What do we do? Fight back.”

The three women were arrested by Capitol Police as they mingled with other protesters in the hall outside Boehner’s district office after putting their clothes back on. The naked male protesters appeared to have left.

Well, there you have it. Republican War on Women, etc.

Here they are. Have you eaten breakfast? Too bad.

And where is the money going to come from? Who cares? The important thing is to prevent this from happening again.

But just in case it does, here are some other words that rhyme with attack: crack, sack, rack, jack, thwack, knick-knack. Let’s think up some more chants, people.