‘Hobbit’ or human? [SLIDESHOW]

“Hobbit” or human?

The Daily Caller rounded up some of its favorite politicos from Congress, Fox News Channel and Americans for Tax Reform to re-cast Peter Jackson’s upcoming totally unnecessary three-part “The Hobbit” series more to our liking.

We think the director should have consulted with us first before making his multi-million dollar movie, which is already getting poor reviews. Just saying.

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  • Sen. Kelly Ayotte turned down the role of one of the film's only female characters, Tauriel.
  • Rep. Aaron Schock could have easily played the lead role of Bilbo Baggins.
  • David Crosby actually is playing the role of Bombur.
  • This is just too easy.
  • Does Speaker of the House John Boehner look anything like Bloin? No. But they both have props.
  • Lloyd Christmas from "Dumb and Dumber" could have played Ori, but he is a fictional character and not a real person.
  • Didn't you know Rep. Brad Sherman was up for the part of Dwalin?
  • South Dakota Sen. John Thune could have easily played Fili if he grew out a beard.
  • FNC's favorite liberal Bob Beckel could have easily played Dori.
  • IS Grover Norquist Oin? Maybe. Maybe not.

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