It’s not officially Khristmas until the Kardashians unveil their annual Khristmas kard.
For the reality TV family’s perennial holiday tradition of taking a photo in skintight dresses, then Photoshopping the hell out of it, the reality TV moguls went for an all-white theme — a stark juxtaposition to the all-black theme they chose last year, because art.
The Kardashians are an embodiment of the spirit of Christmas, since becoming ludicrously wealthy off of a sex tape and a little elbow grease is what this holiday is all about.
Sorry, no. That’s what they call hustling, not Christmas.
Anyway, Merry Khristmas, from the Kardashians!