Miss USA Olivia Culpo was crowned Miss Universe on Wednesday, meaning that she is the most beautiful and wonderful woman in the entire universe. Because Donald Trump — rather, his organization — said so.
The Rhode Island native is the eighth woman from the United States to win the highly coveted and awesome Miss Universe title. Last year, the crown went to Leila Lopes of Angola. USA! USA!
But you don’t really care about the history of the Miss Universe pageant, do you? No, you do not. You care about beautiful women in bikinis, so here you go: