DC Trawler

Russell Brand explains why you don’t like Russell Brand

Here he is on Australian television, doing whatever it is this is supposed to be:

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Interviewer: You know, you want to be better than everybody else? You want to be the best, the funniest?

Brand: You cannot define yourself in reference to other external coordinates. You must define yourself internally with your relationship with a higher entity. Think of yourself as a manifestation of some higher thing, some higher frequency. This is the visible realization. And you know that because you can’t see atoms, can you? And you certainly can’t see the forces that hold atoms together. There, in the micro-quantum world, Richard, lie the answers to everything. We can’t understand it with our logical, rational minds, but we feel it intuitively. Get yourself in alignment with that stuff and you beam like the sun.

Interviewer: Jeepers creepers.

Brand: Yeah, man.

No wonder he thought Katy Perry was too boring.

(Hat tip: Know Your Meme)