School canceled in Virginia county over obscure website’s Batman-related conspiracy theories

A cached version of the page explains the author’s theory that the Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society, shrewdly announce their evil plans in popular media. In this case, the author speculates, a character in “The Dark Knight Rises” knowingly references “SANDY HOOK” on a map, 1 hour and 58 minutes into the film.

“The next strike zone on the map is ‘NARROWS’ and just on a hunch I entered ‘NARROWS SCHOOLS’ into GOOGLE Search and this is what I discovered,” coolly analyzes the author. “Narrows Elementary Middle School and Narrows High School, located in Narrows, Virginia.”

The cached webpage goes on to discuss ancient Egypt and the Mayans, the Epistle to the Ephesians in the New Testament and, of course, the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting.

According to another cached page, Revelation Now is (or at least was) a comprehensive online community for people seeking “repressed information” that is often mystical in nature and “not robustly covered by main stream [sic] media.”

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