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"My Strange Addiction" (TLC photo) "My Strange Addiction" (TLC photo)  

At least you’re not in love with 15 inflatable pool animals, right? [VIDEO]

If you are sad that you’re spending this Valentine’s Day alone, just think: at least you’re not in love with 15 large, inflatable pool animals, right?

Mark here was featured on the season premiere of TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” because he is “in a relationship” with 15 inflatable animals. (“Strange” is a little bit of an understatement, don’t you think?)

Mark, 20, is a polygamist who divides his time between a blow-up killer whale, blue whale, dolphin, dinosaur and various other pool toys, but he considers Leila the dragon his “wife.”

He maintains that he doesn’t have sex with the animals because 1) he wants to keep things innocent and 2) that’s not physically possible – but does give bathe and kiss them.

Watch, if you really want to feel good about yourself:

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