President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, that is. He’s the president 500 years from now in Mike Judge’s cult classic Idiocracy, and now he’s come back in time to explain the obvious to us. I missed it at the time, but even before the election he knew what to do:
If you haven’t seen Idiocracy — and you haven’t — that’s okay. As it turns out, we’re living in it.