A comprehensive list of all the hot women John Mayer has banged [SLIDESHOW]

John Mayer, the warbly-voiced, mouse-faced folk/pop singer, has managed to both remain famous and bang lots of hot celebrities for over a decade now.

Despite being an average-looking dude with little musical talent, he’s managed to date Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston and now Katy Perry.

Tabloids are reporting (probably fake) rumors that Mayer is now engaged to Katy Perry and that the end of his bachelor days are nigh.

In honor of this alleged newfound monogamy, let’s take a look back at all of the hot women he has slept with or been accused of sleeping with. Good times.

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  • Mayer has finally landed on pop star Katy Perry, who rarely wears clothes and poses like this. (GQ photo)
  • Tabloids claim that John Mayer had a "secret fling" with Renee Zellweger in 2011. Let's go with that.
  • The entire world knows that John Mayer wronged Taylor Swift because she, of course, wrote a song about it.
  • Jennifer Aniston bounced around from celebrity to celebrity after her divorce from Brad Pitt, and unfortunately landed on John Mayer for a couple of years.
  • Cameron Diaz likes to get around Hollywood nearly as much as John Mayer does, so it's not surprising that the two likely had a "fling" back in 2007.
  • Minka Kelly is super hot, but for some reason she dated Mayer for about a year in 2008.
  • The singer dated Jessica Simpson on and off for a couple of years, and referred to her as "sexual napalm" -- whatever that means -- in an interview with Playboy.
  • The singer then moved onto British actress Rhona Mitra, who was also on "Party of Five."
  • Mayer dated "Party of Five's" Jennifer Love Hewitt when he started to get famous, and she is reportedly the reason the song "Your Body is a Wonderland" exists.

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