Ladies and gentlemen: Your intellectual superior, Touré Neblett.
Data shows that for the avg person the chance to use a gun against a criminal is a once in a lifetime event.
— Touré (@Toure) February 21, 2013
For one thing, I don’t think most gun owners would describe it as “a chance to use a gun against a criminal,” but rather “being forced to exercise my right to defend myself against a criminal.”
For another, Touré just admitted that odds are, at least once in your life you’ll be put in a situation where you’ll need to defend yourself with lethal force. I don’t think he meant to say that, but he most certainly did.
He also didn’t consider that not being able to defend yourself against a criminal can be a once-in-a-lifetime event, if that criminal takes it upon himself to curtail your lifetime.
Either Touré doesn’t think about these things before he says them, or he does think about these things before he says them. Either way, it’s pretty funny.
(Hat tip: Twitchy)
P.S. ICYMI, last month Touré made a special guest appearance in this terrific Project Veritas report:
P.P.S. Anthony Bialy wins:
@jtlol Watching @toure‘s show is a once in a lifetime event.
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) February 21, 2013