The Daily Caller

The Daily Caller

Happy Sequester Day!

I wanted to post more stuff today, but y’know, the sequester. I’m typing this from my bunker, and I’m already drinking my own urine. (Not to survive, just because it’s Friday.)

And now, instead of trying to think of something interesting to say about the sequester, I’m going to embed some tweets from people who are funnier than me.