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Lindsay Lohan makes smart decision, hell is frozen

You probably never thought you would read this sentence as much as we never thought we would publish it but, it turns out that Lindsay Lohan has actually made a good decision. Seriously.

According to TMZ, Charlie Sheen — who paid $100,000 of Lohan’s IRS debt and gave her a guest-starring role on his FX show — has offered to “mentor” Lohan, but she isn’t having any of it.

“I have a kinship with somebody [Lohan] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not,” Sheen told TMZ. “She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who’s been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey.”

However, the site claims that “sources close to Lohan” said that while the actress is “grateful” for his help, but does not want him to be her mentor, presumably because he is an insane alcohol and drug addict (and sex addict if that were actually a real thing).

The “source” also said that Lohan knows that her life is “out of control” and that she is currently seeing a therapist.

Either Lohan’s publicist has TMZ’s ear, or hell has frozen over and pigs are flying [insert your own personal favorite exaggerated cliche here] because it sounds like she is making good decisions.

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