DC Trawler

Nick Searcy has a tough life, but you knew that

If you’re anything like international film and television star Nick Searcy — and let’s face it, you’re not, but let’s try to stay positive here — you love going to premieres. You love getting the adulation and respect you deserve, and you deserve a lot of it. Not you personally, but you get the point. Important people are better than everyone else and must be treated accordingly.

But there’s always that one bad apple. There’s always that one drunk, egotistical jerk at the party who has to make a spectacle of himself and spoil it for everybody else. Or in some cases, there’s a whole bushel of bad apples and just one good apple, and an underling with an iPhone filming him, trying to set them all straight.

Welcome to reality, folks. Welcome to Acting School.