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2. Miranda Kerr made $7 million for reasons such as this. (Photo: Miranda Kerr/ Instagram) 2. Miranda Kerr made $7 million for reasons such as this. (Photo: Miranda Kerr/ Instagram)  

Miranda Kerr ruins perfectly good nude photo of herself with black modesty bar [PHOTO]

Supermodel Miranda Kerr posted a nude photo of herself to her Instagram account over the weekend, but ruined it by using a black bar to cover up the X-rated parts.

If you squint really, really hard and use that imagination of yours, you can probably guess what’s underneath.

The photo was presumably a shot for her organic skincare line, KORA Organics. Because everyone — especially Kerr — knows that to sell facial cleanser, you need to frolic around naked in the ocean.

We can all learn a lot from her.

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