For the second day in a row, “The Five” co-host Greg Gutfeld ranted against actor Jim Carrey for making a Web video that mocked the late Charlton Heston’s 2000 proclamation that he’d give up his gun “when you take it from my cold, dead hands.”
Gutfeld used the show’s opening monologue on Tuesday to explain precisely why be believes Carrey is a “tool” with small genitals. (RELATED VIDEO: Gutfeld on Monday calls Carrey deadly, insecure after Heston spoof)
“I don’t expect depth from a roiling bucket of sewage,” Gutfeld said. “Now, gun rights were never a core issue for me, but Carrey and tools like him made it one. This is Hollywood with its slip showing. Carrey’s video shows what they really think of fly-over America. They hate you. To them, you’re all white rednecks. Worse, he mocks a dead and decent man. Dude, I get you are a clown, but at least hit someone who can hit back, you simpering tool.”
Gutfeld explained why Carrey’s sentiment is indicative of how Hollywood thinks of people who favor gun rights.
“And Hollywood, where the hell are you?” he said. “If you work with Heston or respected his work in civil rights, say something. How can you let this odious twerp defile Heston’s memory? You should regurgitate Carrey like a cat upchucking a feces-encrusted furball. Yes, Carrey has not made a good film in years, which is why he is a marionette trying to please his liberal puppeteers. He is desperate. But forget your thoughts on guns. His cruelty reveals how cloistered Hollywood is.”
“Now Carrey thought his crap would be greeted with anything but a flush,” Gutfeld continued. “So beneath Jim’s phony new-age persona, he is as hateful as the KKK, and his esteem is so low that he cannot go a moment without feeding it, which is why when he is called out he hides. And he hides behind a gun. He has armed security, which by his own logic means he has tiny genitals.”