Sometimes when you are sleeping, your roommate will draw a penis on your face in permanent marker, as roommates are wont to do.
But Virginian James Denham Watson, 31, was none too pleased when he awoke to find a penis drawn in permanent marker on his face March 23.
Watson was not cool with this harmless practical joke AT ALL and allegedly beat his roommate until he had “extensive facial injuries,” according to CBS Washington.
Watson was booked and had his mugshot taken with a smudged penis on his face, thus taking the greatest mugshot of all time.
He faces charges of “malicious wounding” and will in court June 18. The male genitalia should be washed off his face by then.