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J&D J&D's Bacon Condoms  

Bacon flavored condoms exist, because America

When Bill Gates challenged you to build a better condom, what he did not realize was that J&D’s — a company founded by two “regular guys” whose dream is to “make everything taste like bacon” — had already invented the bacon-flavored condom. (RELATED: Bill Gates challenges you to invent a better condom for $100k)

In addition to products like bacon salt, bacon lip balm and bacon croutons, the company invented J&D’s Bacon Condoms™ and baconlube™ in order to fully realize their dream of making literally everything taste like bacon.

The description of the prophylactic is either awesome or disgusting, depending on your level of love for bacon.

“J&D’s Bacon Condoms™ are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex. Every Bacon Condom has been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and the utmost safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon.”

“As an added bonus, J&D’s baconlube™ ultra premium water based meat flavored personal lubricant has been generously applied inside and out for an even more hot pork experience.”

Your move, Bill Gates. Who else can possibly deserve that $100,000 when the challenge is to invent a condom that “preserves or enhances pleasure”? Bacon makes everything better. Including safe sex.

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