The weirdest things you can buy on Etsy [SLIDESHOW]

We all know that the Internet is a place for trolls of the world to unite, congregate and write unseemly things in comment sections of forums.

But now, thanks to the great website Etsy.com, these Internet trolls can cash on their weirdness.

Just take a look at all these weird things people are selling (or at least trying to sell) on Etsy.com.

We give them props for being all entrepreneurial or whatever, but some of this stuff is just straight up bizarre.

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  • Not sure why some one would want a jar of fake eyeballs, but Etsy's got it.
  • This little guy might look good on your night stand, or perhaps your office?
  • Cosmopoliteddy is a must-read by teddy bears across the country.
  • This Barbie-legged necklace is super edgy. You can always count of Etsy to be on the cutting edge of fashion.
  • This item was advertised as a Christmas ornament. Not exactly festive, but ok.
  • You probably won't be able to find these food inspired dangly earrings anywhere else, so get 'em while they're good.
  • You know you've been scouring the internet looking for a dental molding everywhere.
  • Nope, not fresh sushi. Croquet sushi. Obviously.
  • They also sell prints of medical oddities like this one of a hand with warts. Might make great wall art to decorate your home.
  • Looking to freak out your friends with fake dog poop? Look no further, Etsy's got it.

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