The lionization of Boston Marathon bomber, cop-killer, and child-murderer Dzhokhar Tsarnaev continues. Here’s part of a lovely poem about him by Dresden Dolls singer Amanda Palmer, titled simply “A Poem for Dzhokhar”:

you don’t know how it felt to be in the womb but it must have been at least a little warmer than this.

you don’t know how intimately they’re recording your every move on closed-circuit cameras until you see your face reflected back at you through through the pulp.

you don’t know how to stop picking at your fingers.

you don’t know how little you’ve been paying attention until you look down at your legs again.

you don’t know how many times you can say you’re coming until they just stop believing you.

you don’t know how orgasmic the act of taking in a lungful of oxygen is until they hold your head under the water.

you don’t know how many vietnamese soft rolls to order.

you don’t know how convinced your parents were that having children would be, absolutely, without question, the correct thing to do.

you don’t know how precious your iphone battery time was until you’re hiding in the bottom of the boat.

you don’t know how to get away from your fucking parents.

you don’t know how it’s possible to feel total compassion in one moment and total disconnection in the next moment.

you don’t know how things could change so incredibly fast.

Yeah, it’s amazing how incredibly fast things can change when you blow up a bunch of people for Allah.

It goes on like that for a bit. I wonder if Palmer would’ve written a poem for this kid-killer if he’d been a boring ol’ Christian teabagger? Would that be alluringly exotic enough for her?

Here’s another poem for Dzhokhar:

You punctured your gullet
Eat another bullet

Say, this is liberating. How about a poem for Amanda Palmer?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Defending this killer
Speaks poorly of you

And now a limerick:

There once was a punk named Jahar
Who killed his own bro with a car
He murdered a kid
But Islam’s why he did
So the left will now make him a star

Okay, I can see the appeal. I feel better already.

But now people are making Palmer feel bad about herself on Twitter, because they are mean:

a poem for @amandapalmer : Your poetry. Does nothing. For the family. Of a dead child. But your need for attention? Sated.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 22, 2013

a man who wrote a book called “the joy of hate” just tweeted about my poem. i didn’t know trolls wrote WHOLE BOOKS!! amazing.

— Amanda Palmer (@amandapalmer) April 22, 2013

I’m anxiously awaiting an @amandapalmer haiku on Hitler

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 22, 2013

@greggutfeld @amandapalmer You just don’t get it / He never wanted all that / No one bought his art

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 22, 2013

If we really want to punish Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, he should spend the rest of his natural life listening to @amandapalmer‘s poetry.

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 22, 2013

goodnight all, gettin’ hot in here. i love you all…you too, haters. sleep well, be kind to each other, and look for the helpers. xxx a

— Amanda Palmer (@amandapalmer) April 22, 2013

Hang in there, Amanda. It gets better. The real victim in all this is you.

Update: I just realized why Palmer feels such a connection to this guy. Here’s Tsarnaev:

And here’s Palmer’s husband, author and goth icon Neil Gaiman:

No further questions, Your Honor.

Update:

There was a kid-killer who hid in a boat
He tried to check out with a hole in his throat
Killed his own brother by running him down
What a pathetic, diseased little clown

#apoemfordzhokhar

Update: And speaking of his brother…

The FBI was warned that Tamerlan Tsarnaev was becoming radicalized. Then they went back to scratching “Islam” out of their training manuals.

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 21, 2013

Mass. police: Bomb suspects didn’t have gun permit bigstory.ap.org/article/mass-p… But that doesn’t even make sense. Don’t they know that’s ILLEGAL?

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 21, 2013

Let’s pass new laws to keep people from legally buying guns like the ones the Tsarnaev brothers didn’t buy legally. #liblogic

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 22, 2013

The twisted tweet lust for Boston bombing suspect: ‘Jahar is hot,’ can ‘blow me up with babies’ bit.ly/YFvjgz

— TwitchyTeam (@TwitchyTeam) April 22, 2013

#apoemfordzhokhar: Greg Gutfeld, Twitterers destroy Dzhokhar Tsarnaev empathizer Amanda Palmer bit.ly/17dQOL9

— TwitchyTeam (@TwitchyTeam) April 22, 2013

Update: Everybody wants to write #apoemfordzhokhar.