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Anthony Weiner tries to get out in front of his own penis

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And if you’ve ever tried that maneuver, boy oh boy, it ain’t easy.

NY Mag:

On his tour of television interviews today, Anthony Weiner wanted to discuss Christine Quinn and term limits, but everyone just wanted to know more about his cybersex. The mayoral hopeful delivered, as he’s taken to doing lately, admitting that he sent sexy messages for “a couple of years” and that we may not have seen the last of them. “If reporters want to go try to find more, I can’t say that they’re not going to be able to find another picture, or find another person who may want to come out on their own,” Weiner told RNN’s Dominic Carter.

Yay!!!

So now, when these pictures inevitably arise pop up appear, Weiner can say, “See? I told ya. Now, can we please move on?” Then he can cry some more about how cruel it is to subject his long-suffering wife to such indignities, even though that’s not stopping him from trying to reenter dive back into return to politics instead of getting a real job.

As ye tweet, so shall ye reap.

Not that I want him to quit, mind you. This is gonna be great!

(Hat tip: Ace)