Top 10: Least punky people at the punk-themed Met Gala [SLIDESHOW]

Every year, fashion disciples from all over the world descend upon the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City to kiss the ring of Vogue editrix Anna Wintour and congratulate each other on being fabulous at the most exclusive event IN THE WORLD — the Costume Institute Gala.

An invitation to the event is so sought after that Kim Kardashian went and got pregnant in order to score a blessing from Wintour herself. Last year, Kate Upton reportedly whipped out a check for $25,000 right in front of the devil in Prada herself in order to score a seat. Yes, it is that important. Like, trade-your-first-born important.

The gala brings out the fashion crazies with its seemingly random theme. This year, the theme was “punk” in order to debut the Met’s rotating fashion exhibit honoring punk fashions.

Chelsea Clinton was there because when you think punk rock the image that comes into your mind is obviously Chelsea Clinton. Naturally, Taylor Swift was there, so rebellious is her nature.

Just kidding! These people obviously aren’t punk rock at all. Here are the 10 least punky people at the punk-themed gala. Bless their hearts; some of them at least tried.

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  • Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
  • Dear Gwyneth Paltrow: Just...stop it. Just stop.
  • Renee Zellweger couldn't look punk rock if she tried, so apparently she just didn't.
  • Anne Hathaway is working overtime to get rid of that insufferably naive and cloying reputation she had all during her Oscar campaign. It kind of works.
  • Taylor Swift certainly tried her hardest, but she just can't toughen up her squeaky-clean image, try as she might.
  • Kate Upton looks like she is going to a summer wedding, but Kate Upton can do whatever she wants.
  • Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods made their red carpet debut at Monday's ball. The skier went for a virginal look, while Woods went all polished. Wouldn't it have been awesome to see Tiger Woods in a mohawk or at the very least, a chain belt?
  • Chelsea Clinton doesn't have one punk rock bone in her body.
  • Vogue editor Anna Wintour has a lot of say in what the Met Gala's theme is, but she really didn't heed her own dress code.

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