As the “Sandlot” character great American Ham Porter once hollered across the green fields of Los Angeles, this Chinese trooper throws grenades “like a girl.”
Fortunately for this less-than-athletic Chinese woman, another soldier was on hand to toss her ass before it became grass.
Now, some of our fellow bros have pointed out that this is a perfectly hysterical argument against women in the military, but we would be remiss if we neglected to mention that TheDC’s resident Manhattanite, Will Rahn, plays catch like this guy:
But can we really blame him? It’s hard to be too harsh with today’s role models and all. Amid all the partisan bickering, won’t somebody please think of the children?