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Chinese People Chinese People's Liberation Army women soldiers march past during the National Day parade in Beijing. Goh Chai Hin/AFP/Getty Images.  

Chinese girl soldier throws grenade like a girl, almost gets blown away [VIDEO]

As the “Sandlot” character great American Ham Porter once hollered across the green fields of Los Angeles, this Chinese trooper throws grenades “like a girl.”

Fortunately for this less-than-athletic Chinese woman, another soldier was on hand to toss her ass before it became grass.

WATCH:

Now, some of our fellow bros have pointed out that this is a perfectly hysterical argument against women in the military, but we would be remiss if we neglected to mention that TheDC’s resident Manhattanite, Will Rahn, plays catch like this guy:

But can we really blame him? It’s hard to be too harsh with today’s role models and all. Amid all the partisan bickering, won’t somebody please think of the children?

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