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BREAKING: Barbara Walters might finally go away

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The end of an era may be upon us.

But enough about Robert Downey Jr. demanding more money to keep playing Tony Stark. Some incomprehensible old dingbat has finally decided she’s made enough money babbling about nonsense.

Bill Carter:

On the program she invented, on the network where she worked for the past 37 years, on the medium where she broke barriers and rules for more than 50 years, Barbara Walters will announce on Monday morning, definitively and with no regrets, that she is calling it a career.

Cowwection: She’s cawwing it a caweew.

Now she’s hanging up her dentures. What will we do without hard-hitting journalism like this?

So make like one and leave, dummy. Bye.