“THIS IS MY UMBRELLA! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!”
Now you go.
Update: Kudos to Rex Harrison’s Hat for this.
Now we know why he didn’t send in the Marines to save our guys in Benghazi. He was reserving them for umbrella duty.
Update: As it turns out, this was a violation of Marine Corps regulations. But as we’ve seen this past week — these past four years, really, but who’s counting — rules don’t apply to Obama. Rules are for the little people.