Another day, another mysterious crime of violence that has absolutely no connection to any other violent crimes, past or future.
FRIDLEY, Minn. (WCCO) – In broad daylight, and within full view of a busy stretch of East River Road, a group of seven young men struck two joggers totally at random.
The joggers were out for a Sunday run near East River Road and 37th Avenue North when each one was suddenly and viciously punched by the group…
The victims said their attackers demanded no money and said few words before striking. The attacks, according to Monsrud, appear to be unprovoked…
Police say this is the first incident of this nature that’s been reported along the jogging path. Authorities said the suspects are described as a group of six to seven Somali men that were traveling together — one wearing a hooded sweatshirt and another who was wearing a balaclava around his neck.
“Random.”
“No purpose.”
Well, it’s true. I can’t think of a single reason why a group of Somali men in Minneapolis, one wearing a balaclava, would do such a thing. And neither can you.
Shut up, you racist teabagger.