What’s going to happen if the Koch Brothers buy the Los Angeles Times? Bad things, that’s what. Very very very bad things!
And what are those bad things, specifically? Opinions vary, but they’re uniform in their vagueness, incoherence, and — most importantly — entertainment value.
“We all need to be a little bit more open-minded. So shut up!”
I’m reminded of that lovely old tune:
Except these geniuses really mean it.